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John Waters refuses the weed I offer him. I had a feeling he would, but there was a good reason to offer. His new book. In fact, Waters' very first fictional ride comes from Harris, "an art-school type dressed in brown jeans and an old Charles Theater T-shirt. So Harris, which was also Divine's real name, says, "I'm a pot dealer. How much do you need? And that's how it started off the very first ride.



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Insane Troll Logic is the kind of logic that just can't be argued with because it's so demented, so lost in its own insanity, that any attempts to make it rational would make it more incomprehensible. It is logic failure that crosses over into parody or Poe's Law. A character thinks in such a blatantly illogical manner that it has to be deliberate on the part of the writer.





It doesn't matter how much English is spoken in vague aristocratic accents or how many aliens look like anthropomorphized Earth creatures, everything that happens in the movies happened way back in the past in a planetary system light years away from us. The similarities are just coincidence. Think of it like this: The universe is infinite and constantly expanding, and there are a finite amount of elemental particles to arrange themselves into permutations to become worlds and people and shit, so it is entirely plausible that really, really, really far away a bunch of humanoid creatures evolved and created a language that approximates English and drink milk but it's blue because not everything is exactly like Earth , you know? It's all just math and probabilities. Whenever someone in the Star Wars universe wants to swear, they just say "blast.

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