Smack His Balls Like You Mean It
Balls, testicles, nuts, bollocks, family jewels - call them whatever the hell you want, I've been avoiding them like the plague ever since I started having sex with men 15 years ago. And I'm sure I'm not alone in this. We never stop hearing guys and people with penises banging on about how sensitive their knackers are, so it's no wonder we pretend not to see them during sex - even when they're right there, dangling in front of our eyes or gently slapping us. Luckily, some kind soul asked the men and penis-havers of Reddit, "How do you like your balls played with?
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But why would an organ situated above the belt reel from a blow felt below it? And why did the jerk who delivered the nut punch not realize you will strike back even harder when he least expects it? Your testicles actually developed in your abdomen near your kidneys. From there, they descended toward the scrotum, pulling the sensory nerves with them. That means you have sensitive nerves that stretch from your stomach to your scrotum. In addition to feeling vengeful, you might also feel dizzy, nauseous, or even vomit—all of which is to be expected.
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While a man may never know what it feels like to give birth, a woman will never know what it feels like to get kicked in the balls. A kick to the balls is something that is incredibly painful but also very difficult to describe, but I will try my best if it means never getting kicked in the nuts again. His balls are nothing more than two oval-shaped bruises at this point, to which the only feasible remedy is to curl up in a fetal position and curse out the person responsible for all of this. Of course, getting kicked in the balls affects all these areas, since this is the path they must travel, which in turn causes nausea, vomiting, headaches, dizziness, and yes, sometimes even crying.
The newest fad in schoolyard violence? A quick slap to the testicles. In the game of "sack tapping" or "ball tapping," as it is called, a boy will try to slap or flick the groin of another boy to inflict discomfort or pain.
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