Funny 50 birthday limericks

Feel free to select one of these unique and rhyming 50th birthday poems to share with someone on their 50th birthday. It's a huge milestone and they certainly deserve the attention. More often than not, a 50th birthday is organized as surprise. This makes a lot of sense, especially since it's such an important milestone in one's life.

Last year we held a contest to find the best funny 50th birthday poem, here's a selection of the entries I look at my hands, liver spotted, blue veined and muse on the taste of the cheese by that name. I ponder and think of one thing and another and the face in the mirror that looks like my mother I go to Tai Chi for balance and hope I don't get Alzheimer's and try to elope with the neighbour's hubby who tidies my garden, he says it will help stop his arteries harden I don't need home help, I can still climb a ladder the heart's a bit "dickey" and so is the bladder. If this is old age then it's pretty good value so pour me a wine and pass the Sudoku. Turning is nothing to fear!

Are looking for a funny 50th birthday poem? I just finished writing "Memory Lane". Feel free to change it in any way to suit your situation. Hopefully, it will make that fifty year old in your life laugh and smile on their special day. Born in fifty-eight, When black and white TVs were great.

Looking for happy 50th birthday poems that you can write in a card to wish someone a happy birthday? Whether you want a funny poem to tease someone about how old they are or a nice one to give them a heartfelt congratulations on their birthday, we've got a poem that's right for you. Most of the happy 50th birthday poems on this page are all quite short, so they should fit into a birthday card.