Maybe you were 12 years old. You had just discovered that touching yourself down there felt like fireworks and warmth and beautiful, beautiful tension. And that next big thing was a large cucumber in your fridge. The next biggest slightly more odd-shaped thing was an action figure from your youth. So go on with your bad selves and fiddle and swivel your way into wacky discoveries! Your vagina will thank you!
The 27 Craziest Things Women Stuck Up Their Lady Parts
It feels like almost every week a new trend emerges which sees women putting random items in their vaginas in a quest for wellness. But, time and time again, experts have warned against this. The vagina is a very sensitive area and, except in cases of genuine medical complications, does not external ointments or products to stay healthy. However, be they a type of food or a product on sale, it seems that a sizeable number women of are tempted to try these new fads out. Or, well, in. So, in no particular order, here are some of the things that women put in their vaginas, even though they are told not to Last year we found out that women have been putting cucumbers in their vaginas.
23 Ladies Confess The Weirdest Thing They’ve Ever Put In Their Vag
Remember that scene in Broad City when Ilana sees police officers in the subway station, so she stashes her weed in her vagina? People with vaginas have attempted to smuggle or hide loaded pistols, Rolex watches, marijuana pipes, crack, lighters, money, cellphones, cigarettes, makeup, fireworks yes, really , alcohol and a host of other drugs and stolen items in their hoo-has. Of course, few people would actually consider inserting things like loaded guns and fireworks inside their vaginas. But sometimes, in an attempt to make things more interesting in the bedroom, some do make questionable decisions about what actually goes in there.
Your body, your choice after all. Just like your liver makes detoxes unnecessary and a waste of money , a normal, healthy woman would not need to do anything extra to ensure their vagina is clean. Vaginas clean themselves, which is why they have a discharge.