Although porn would have us believe otherwise, the average penis size , when erect, is only 4. Minds, everywhere, are being blown, I know. The average penis is smaller than you think. But what even counts as a small penis? Clare Morrison, of online pharmacy MedExpress , tells Bustle. Therefore it would be fair to say that less than these measurements [could] be considered a small penis.
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Small penises are hilarious! He was very uptight about it, and I tried to reassure him not to be uptight about it, but in all honesty, he should have been uptight about it. People can talk all they want about body acceptance or whatever, but unless you have bad eyesight or are some kind of Goddess or Adonis, everyone has issues with their appearance. I did make fun of it, but only behind his back. So I guess that only makes me half a bitch. He has a good attitude.
It is what defines his as a male specimen and, therefore, needs to be as glorious as he considers himself to be. What if girl after girl, all you get are snotty comments, covert giggles or hand gestures showing off your minute size? In other words, what if you have a small penis?
I have to say, it felt like I was living inside an episode of Sex and the City. His dick is like a gherkin! Like most women, I carry around my own small-penis story, to be shared at moments precisely like this. It was a few years ago I've changed a few small details to protect his identity , and I had a crush on a year-old filmmaker who frequented the bar I worked in.