I was in the woods last night with my boyfriend Ernie, and he said to me "Soph", he always called me Soph , he said to me "Soph, these woods sure are dark I sure wish I had a flash light", I said to him "so do I Ernie. You have been munching grass for the last ten minutes. I will never forget it. It was on the occasion of Ernie's eightieth birthday and in honor of the occasion he married a twenty year old girl.
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I will never forget it you know. I was in the woods last night with my boyfriend Ernie. I just married myself a twenty-year old girl. What do you think of that? It was on the occasion of my eightieth birthday.
Jokes that will make you laugh so hard you'll pee your pants! One day I caught a terrible cold. Ernie said to me " Soph you have to go to the doctors" I said " Alright make an appointement for me " So he rang up the doctor and unbenounced to me this is what he told the doctor. Tell her she has this cold cause she don't wear no underwear" " Right-o " says the doc.