Not always as fun. While there are many fun and common euphemisms for male masturbation, women are often left empty-handed so to speak. Maybe if we gave women more names for dialing their rotary phones, we'd be more inclined to talk about female masturbation in general. Dudes have a ton of wonderfully perverse and creative names for "charming the snake" so why can't ladies get a fair share of choices? US Edition U.
M en fap. Men wank. Men jack it in San Diego. Men spank, choke and stroke it before cumming with the force of 1, suns. Men have all the fun, huh? Not so.
Nice: Here are 50 of the funniest euphemisms for masturbation
Have you hitchhiked south lately? How about auditioned the finger puppets? Tried rubbin' the nubbin'? I genuinely would not have realized these were meant to be terms for female masturbation , but apparently they are to someone.
This week, the Swedish Association for Sexuality announced the winner of a contest it began in November of , wherein it sought to select a word that would accurately describe female masturbation. The winner? Drumroll, please